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// no server · no account · no snooping

Blobmail

Some files aren't for everyone.

Your source code. Your game build. Your side project. Your “definitely not suspicious” folder. That meme that would absolutely get screenshotted in the group chat.

Whatever it is, if it's nobody else's business, Blobmail was built for it. Everything is encrypted on your computer before it leaves your device. No accounts. No servers. No peeking. Just one blob, one passphrase, and one person who gets to see it.

// WHAT PEOPLE BLOB

The internet doesn't need to know everything.

Blobmail is for the files you want to send to one person—not the entire planet and every server between here and there.

Source code

Ship the build without also shipping your secrets to somebody else's cloud.

Game files & mods

Private builds, custom maps, unreleased mods, and the thing your guild definitely isn't ready for.

Private photos

For exactly one person. Not the group chat. Not the cloud. Not Steve from IT.

Side projects

Your next startup, your weird prototype, or the folder mysteriously named “final_final_v9.”

Definitely normal files

We don't ask questions. We just make sure random strangers don't get answers.

Anything personal

If you would hate to see it on Reddit tomorrow, Blobmail it today.

Nobody's Peeking

We encrypt first. Questions never.

Ship It

Google Drive, Dropbox, USB stick, carrier pigeon—we don't care.

Secret Handshake

Know the passphrase? You're in. Don't? Nice try.

Blob It
Unblob
Drop your questionable files here, or click to browse
Seriously: lose the passphrase and that's between you and the universe. No "Forgot Password." No support ticket. Write it down, or share it separately by phone or text.
Drop a Blobmail file here
// HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. Zero server.

No account creation. No upload to us. No tiny checkbox pretending you read the privacy policy.

01 · Squish

Drop your files in. They get encrypted in your browser before anything leaves your device.

02 · Lock

Set a passphrase. That's the key. We never store it, see it, or “accidentally” back it up.

03 · Send

Send the blob however you like. Share the passphrase separately. Preferably not in the same email, genius.

// WHY A BLOB

Because “EncryptedSelfContainedPassphraseProtectedPortableFileThingy” wouldn't fit on the logo.

Trust the math.
Side-eye everyone else.

Seriously. Lose the passphrase and that's between you and the universe.

There is no “Forgot Password.” No support ticket. No secret master key. Even we can't save you. Write it down. Tattoo it on your arm. Tell your dog. Just don't lose it.

// PRIVACY

We literally have nothing on you.

Your secrets are not safe because we're trustworthy. They're safe because we designed the system so we can't betray them.

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What we collect

Nothing. No account. No database. No weird onboarding quiz.

What we store

Nothing. Your blob is made locally in your browser.

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Tracking

No cookies, pixels, analytics, or little corporate spies.

Law enforcement

They can ask. We still have nothing to hand over.

What about the money

Stripe handles payment and sees an email and a card, same as any store. It never sees your files, your passphrase, or your blobs—those never leave your computer to begin with.

The honest version

Trust the math. Not the company. Yes, that includes us.

// PRICING

$4.99. Once. Forever.

No subscription, no renewal, no seats. Charging you monthly for software that runs on your own computer would be weird.